my new boss
"how did you get back from the fish counter claire?"
"magic"
"what kind of magic?"
"like harry potter does it...."
this cheek resulted in a lecture about food hygine
customer: "whats two quarters?"
customer :
"im really good at guessing peoples star signs! can i guess yours?"
"yeah sure"
"virgo?"
no
"taurus?"
no
"oh...um, no wait i no...saggitarius?"
no
"oh wow"
"im leo"
"seriously? wow, well your not typically leo are you"
with this she walked off.
customer: "me and my wife call it the 'i hate easy jet salad', have you ever travelled by easy jet?
actual tannoy:
" could thomas get his fucking arse to checkouts!"
(the shop was shut)
customer: "i am the queen, serve me olives!"
customer: "your going to think im mental right but...can i have 2 anchovies"
my boss catches me standing still..."would you like me to get you a chair?"
time to get out of sainsburys.....
Hahaha I'm actually laughing out loud at this! Brings back memorries of my days at Tesco. Gotta love the amusing customers right?!
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