a life less ordinary

one week

fell of my bike smashed my head and neck

explained what an iuendo was to my boss

marcus davies brought a print of mine in a auction

got told off by a police woman

burped in a silent waiting room

yoshi got into university

we got drunk and went home thinking it was late...it was 9pm

met 2 Irish men

went christmas shopping with stacey

jamie photographed mr tan man

looked out the window, saw snow and santa

and got me a HASSELBLAD oh yeah

Found Negatives

some of my grandads negatives

my new hasselblad????

my cat is now blind

im at home in liphook now for a few days and have discovered that my cat is now very very blind, walking into walls, falling off my lap, and meowing under the bed, what i would normally watch on you-tube and laugh at has become a reality how sad. karma eh, im going to get her a bangin pair or specs...

the tattoo

so on a rather rapid decision to have a tattoo yoshi stacey and me went to get a tattoo, i went with the hope of taking photographs (remember the poster remember the poster) so there we were one double vodka and a glass of red wine later entering the shop when a rather angry looking woman behind a desk suddenly decided she didnt like us. it may have been the smell of yoshi or the sheer trendyness of the atire stacey was sporting, in any case i regret smiling, thats how rude she was.

Stacey: hiii

Lady: alright

Stacey:these are our designs

[silence]

Lady:riiiight........you want me to do these crappy flowers on you?

Stacey: ermmm yeah

Lady: what av you got

Yoshi:this

Lady: nah this is too detailed, e probly wont do that and not there what about work, thats going to be useless, e wont do it there..

and this went on and on, and then a man came in and wanted a british bulldog on his arse or something and she was all over him....so guys you know where to go if you want shit service and a generic tatoo

wankers

nevermind

London avec mon frere

escaping plymouth

summer bbq

unanswered message from laura

Laura

hello claire hold-all

havent seen you in these parts before

come here often

no of course not

i would have remebered a dime like you;-)

say, have the most amazingly refined meat slicing hands

are you a professional?

4:51pm

Laura

by the way it is me, laura

not some spam person